Saturday, March 1, 2014

Kayfabe Conspiracy: Is Nikki Bella Sister Abigail...?

Recently, John Cena experienced an injury during an attack by the Wyatt Family.  The commentators positioned that Cena's knee was hyperextended, later a photo was shared that seemed to show Cena's knee cap being completely dislocated, apparently validating the knee injury.  However, Cena would later go on to claim it was a groin injury.

For those that don't remember the song, the knee bone is NOT connected to the groin muscle.  At least, not unless you're African American.  But I digress.

A groin injury can happen a number of ways: muscle gets pulled inappropriately, strain during workouts, etc.  But we don't know it's a valid injury; let's go with it for now.  So assuming it's a groin pull, sex is yet another way it can happen.  Given the feud with the Wyatts, is it possible...remotely...that the writers might end up positioning Nikki as Sister Abigail?